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yvvxv:

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

(via flowerwonderlandxx)

sensuelegedachten:

Never stop flirting with her, even after she is yours

(via flowerwonderlandxx)

tennants-hair:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

(Quelle: vampiregerards, via firedrill)

amargedom:

“If traveling was free, you’d never see me again.”

— Unknown Author
(via naturaekos)

(Quelle: naturaekos, via elizabeth-in-wonderland19)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via firedrill)

xcleanx:

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

(via atemblockiert)

goodthingsarewaiting:

Relationships & friendships are supposed to lift you up, not drain you of energy.

(via zeitfehler)

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
“You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt”
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via atemblockiert)

madkiller:

I’m gonna take a lil nap, wake me up in 2021

(via atemblockiert)

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(via wolverxne)